Tonight on the Massively OP stream, MJ Guthrie is diving back into Guild Wars 2 with a singular mission: collecting magic to bring life to a pet rock. It’s the kind of low-stakes, high-charm goal that makes MMO streaming feel less like a job and more like hanging out with a friend who’s really, really committed to a rock.
But here’s the thing about Guild Wars 2 in 2026: it’s still full of weird, wonderful distractions that can derail even the most focused adventurer. And tonight, the biggest distraction comes in the form of pineapple choya racing. Yes, you read that right. Giant, toothy pineapples, running for glory.
If you’ve never seen a choya, imagine a spiky, walking pineapple with a face only a mother could love. Now imagine a bunch of them racing. It’s the kind of absurd, joyful content that Guild Wars 2 has always excelled at — the sort of thing that makes you forget you were supposed to be saving the world and instead focus on which giant fruit is fastest.
MJ, as she’s known to do, will likely get completely sidetracked by this. And honestly, who can blame her? The game’s transformation system lets players take on all sorts of wild forms, and tonight’s stream promises more than just pineapple antics. She’ll be morphing into other creatures throughout the broadcast, keeping things unpredictable.
What’s on the schedule?
The stream kicks off at 8:00 p.m. EDT tonight, Tuesday, July 21st, 2026. If you miss it live, don’t worry — the replay will be embedded right here afterward, so you can catch up on all the rock-magic and fruit-racing action at your leisure.
And if you’re the type who likes to plan your MMO viewing calendar, here’s what’s coming up later this week:
- July 22, 2026 @ 2:00pm EDT: Star Trek Online with MJ
- July 23, 2026 @ 8:00pm EDT: Project: Gorgon with MJ
- July 24, 2026 @ 2:00pm EDT: Wayfinder with MJ
- July 25, 2026 @ 2:00pm EDT: EverRail with MJ
That’s a solid week of MMO variety, covering everything from space exploration to indie sandboxes. But tonight, it’s all about Tyria — and pineapples with teeth.
For those unfamiliar with the pet rock quest, it’s one of those delightful Guild Wars 2 side stories that feels like a fever dream. You’re not saving the world from dragons or ancient evils. You’re just… trying to make a rock alive. It’s absurd, it’s charming, and it’s exactly the kind of content that keeps people coming back to a game that’s been running for over a decade.
So whether you’re in it for the rock, the racing, or just to watch MJ get distracted by yet another shiny thing, tonight’s stream is shaping up to be a good time. Tune in at 8 p.m. ET, or catch the replay later. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself wanting to race pineapples afterward.
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